Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Commercial Break...

"Blue Band - every bit as special as the people who enjoy it."

Dead classy this - by 70s standards - take a Ritz cracker, daub it with Blue Band margarine, slap on some caviar and away you go. This was posh grub befitting...

... none other than Joan Collins. Caviar and marge. Lovely.

"Birds Eye Peas, sweet as the moment, sweet as the moment when the pod went..."


Dear little Patsy Kensit charmed a generation of ad lovers at a very young age. She wasn't scared.